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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Donovan McNabb more of a pussy than MTV reality show contestant

Those of you who aren't following the latest installment of MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge (or claim you aren't, you liars) are missing quite the heroic performance by one Evan.

You see, Evan has been struggling through a sports hernia. He injured himself a few episodes ago and since then, has valiantly climbed over a river on a rope, swam with sharks, and drug hay among other strenous events. All this with a sports hernia that is so serious that Australian doctors say he should stop participating in the Challenge. Evan heroically refuses to give in or even let his competitors know of the intense pain he is experiencing. Even his partner, Coral is unaware of the nature of his injury.

All this leads me to one simple conclusion. Donovan McNabb, NFL quarterback, is not nearly as tough as Evan, a college student on a reality show. Evan is toughing it out to win wonderful prizes from STA Travel and T-Mobile, Donovan couldn't even tough it out to win NFL games for which he was being compensated generously. Goddamn pussy. Rush was right.

7 Comments:

  • At 7/26/2006 9:03 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    How could talk about ya BOY, Donavon F. McNabb like that? I agree, this is fanstic, and I'd also like to add that Coral is a bigger pussy than McNabb. Has there ever been anyone that could endure so little pain, or create injuries onwhims like Coral? I think not... Maybe Brain Huertle.

     
  • At 7/26/2006 9:08 AM, Blogger Matt said…

    I'd also like to add that Johanna's myspace is hilarious. Her and Wes are selling t-shirts! At least they're gainfully employed. and she has a hot ass picture too


    http://item.slide.com/i/uid=Mhj4ysxIpzfGA6Tq1qmTz7h1UrRpFAx7w0xqzACbk3BDsaXQJ4CKleXwb8dEGIPzfTx7hXcd2F0

     
  • At 7/26/2006 11:23 AM, Blogger Tom said…

    But did you see the x-ray from Coral's latest injury. Her knee cap was like 6 inches from where it should have been. How that happens pulling a big thing of hay, I have no idea. Also, the big fat guy said "horracious" last episode, which is my new favorite made up word.

     
  • At 7/26/2006 11:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    C'mon now Matt, what did Huertle do to you? Although he did snap at Ms. Witgert in eigth grade and preceded to kill her fish in the class fish tank. All acts of anger. But what did he do to Matt....nothing! LAY OFF HUERTLE!!


    love, sayre

     
  • At 7/27/2006 10:28 AM, Blogger AwfulAnnouncing said…

    Not for anything, but I thought Coral is the only one who knows?

    And Diem is hot.

     
  • At 7/29/2006 12:44 AM, Blogger Dave said…

    "In week 11 of the 2002 season, McNabb was injured. On the third play of the game, he was sacked by the Cardinals' Adrian Wilson and LeVar Woods. He fumbled the ball, fell to the ground, and held his right leg. He went to the locker room to have his ankle taped, but returned for the Eagles' second drive. His injury was reported to be a sprained ankle, but X-rays after the game revealed that it was a broken ankle. During the game, however, McNabb made an impressive show of toughness. In one of the best passing games of his career, he was 20 of 25 passing, with 255 yards and 4 touchdowns. "
    yeah what a wuss.....

     
  • At 7/29/2006 9:15 AM, Blogger Tom said…

    So, you're saying sometime between 2002 and 2005 Donovan McNabb either got a lot weaker, or stopped giving a shit. That's good news then.

     

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